How am I feeling?
I am totally freaking out. I went out to the truck a little while ago to put a recharged battery in my drill before I forgot.
I was standing at the open back door of my truck, trying to jiggle the battery into the drill. Suddenly there was a gosh awful noise coming from my back woods that made my blood run cold. It was like agony, pure agony... then another sound followed, it sounded like sarcastic laughter a clown devil creature would make. I tossed the battery and drill in the truck (unattached to each other) and tried to appear calm while walking to the backdoor. Blair Witch Project movie started creeping my mind.
No, I have not relapsed, can't blame it on drugs/alcohol.
I have heard other unidentifiable, frightening noises coming from these woods since I moved here. I always go online and find audios of what it could be. So far, the previous ones have been owls. Perhaps it is a different type owl I have not heard before tonight.
Or maybe ...
IT'S DAY ONE OF THE ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE!!!
Yikes, I'm skerred, are you??