[homoe]

Originally Posted by Kätzchen

"There's are hundred's of million's of people in America. A hundred million of them are men. They lose 4 socks a year. I lose ten, myself. That's a million missing socks ..... missing forever. Where are they? Nobody ever sees them again. You'd think you'd run into them, once in a while. Then you die, go to heaven, and they give you a big box with all your missing socks and neck mufflers."

I'll bet my bottom dollar this is from Heartburn...