[Tuff Stuff]

1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4.
"...it was the same voice, the same inexorably hard face.."


2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can, What can you touch?
A coffee cup


3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?
A movie Sabotage


4. Without looking, guess what time it is
4:45pm


5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?
5:00pm


6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
The A/C


7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
Taking out the trash


8. Did you dream last night?
Yes


9. Do you remember your dreams?
Not all


10. When did you last laugh?
A second ago


11. Do you remember why / at what?
My wife yelling


12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?
There is a framed poster of The Walking Dead Don't Look Back...hey, it's my bedroom.

13. Seen anything weird lately?
Seriously? Zak Bagans would never leave.


14. What do you think of this quiz?
Sweet


15. What is the last film you saw?
Had to do with zombies..Cockneys vs Zombies


16. If you could live anywhere in the world, where would you live?
I'm happy living here, but Russia sounds cool


17. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?
A trip ticket around the world



18. Tell me something about you that most people don't know.
I own my own business


19. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
Get rid of Classism



20. Do you like to dance?
Love it


21. Would you ever consider living abroad?
Yes


22. Does your name make any interesting anagrams?
Yes


23. Who made the last incoming call on your phone?
My brother

24. What is the last thing you downloaded onto your computer?
So long ago I forgot


25. Last time you swam in a pool?
Been ages

26. Are you listening to music right now?
Yes


27. What color is your bedroom carpet?
Grey


28. If you could change something about your home, without worry about expense or mess, what would you do?
The bathroom.. make it much bigger


29. Do you have a garden?
Not this year


30. Do you really know all the words to your national anthem?
No


31. What is the first thing you think of when you wake up in the morning?
"Still alive"


32. Which store would you choose to max out your credit card?
Any hardware store will do


33. What time is bed time?
Usually by midnight


34. Have you ever been in a beauty pageant?
No


35. What did you do for your last birthday?
Spent it home with the wife and furballs


36. Do you carry a donor card?
Yes


37. Is the glass half empty or half full?
Half full


38. What's the farthest-away place you've been?
Canada


39. When's the last time you ate a homegrown tomato?
Two weeks ago

40. Have you ever won a trophy?
Yes


41. What's under your bed?
Most likely a cat


42. Think fast, what do you like right now?
Breast!... Whoa


43. Where were you on Valentine's day?
In bed


44. What time do you get up?
2am


45. How many keys on your key ring?
11


46. Where would you retire to?
Russia


47. What kind of books do you like to read?
Non-fiction


48. How far away from your birthplace do you live now?
500 miles.


49. Can you touch your nose with your tongue?
No


50. Can you close your eyes and raise your eyebrows?
Yes