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GoofyLuvr · 05-29-2010, 04:45 PM

1) I saw a woman wearing a sweatshirt with "GUESS" on it. So I asked "Implants?". She hit me.

2) Marriage changes passion. Suddenly you're in bed with a relative.

3) How come we choose from just 2 people to run for President and over 50 for Miss America?

4) Now that food has replaced sex in my life I can't even get into my own pants.

5) I signed up for an exercise class and was told to wear loose fitting clothing. If I HAD any loose fitting clothing, I wouldn't have signed up for the class in the first place!

6) When I was young, we used to go skinny dipping. Now we just chunky dunk.

7) Don't argue with an idiot. People watching may not be able to tell the difference.

8) Wouldn't it be nice if, whenever we messed up in our lives, we could just hit "Control, Alt, Delete" and start all over again?

9) Wouldn't you know it.... brain cells come and brain cells go, but fat cells live forever.

05-29-2010, 04:45 PM	#104
GoofyLuvr Member How Do You Identify?: queer femme :) Preferred Pronoun?: Well golly gee whiz, I bet she would do it! Relationship Status: completely, totally, head over heels in love :) Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Maine!!! Posts: 122 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 139 Thanked 162 Times in 53 Posts Rep Power: 163	I received an email today, made me laugh, thought I'd share. It's titled "Life Thoughts By Ducky" 1) I saw a woman wearing a sweatshirt with "GUESS" on it. So I asked "Implants?". She hit me. 2) Marriage changes passion. Suddenly you're in bed with a relative. 3) How come we choose from just 2 people to run for President and over 50 for Miss America? 4) Now that food has replaced sex in my life I can't even get into my own pants. 5) I signed up for an exercise class and was told to wear loose fitting clothing. If I HAD any loose fitting clothing, I wouldn't have signed up for the class in the first place! 6) When I was young, we used to go skinny dipping. Now we just chunky dunk. 7) Don't argue with an idiot. People watching may not be able to tell the difference. 8) Wouldn't it be nice if, whenever we messed up in our lives, we could just hit "Control, Alt, Delete" and start all over again? 9) Wouldn't you know it.... brain cells come and brain cells go, but fat cells live forever.