Don't say I didn't warn you, the following jokes may make you go "uggggh"
BUT, come on! admit it! you smiled. 
A jumper cable walks into a bar, the bartender says "Hey! Don't start anything!"
A dyslexic man walks into a bra.
What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? "Get in the car."
I went to a seafood disco last week and pulled a mussel.