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Degotoga · 02-02-2018, 07:50 PM

An adjustment, a haircut, a spiced chai latte, vitamins, fuel for my truck, and a few groceries. Oh, and I got coerced by a very cute girl scout (she had this cute spinner thing on her head and she was rocking on her heels...and she looked at me with some serious grey-ish blue eyes and a smile that would melt the coldest of hearts).

Me: comes out of store minding my own business

GS: *mumbles*

Me: *realizes she was mumbling to me so I stop and turn around* I'm sorry, kiddo...were you speaking to me?

GS: *cuts eyes up at me* Yeah... (comprehensibly repeats herself) would you like to buy some cookies?

Me: I don't have any cash on me.

GS: *shyly says* We take credit cards.

Me: (thinking in my head "Damn it! She's adorable, how can I say no?) You're killin' me, kiddo.

GS: Cookies will make it hurt less.

That was the kill shot. Who can say no to that?!?!? I ended up buying a box and donating a box. It should be illegal for kids that cute to sell anything.

02-02-2018, 07:50 PM	#4631
Degotoga Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Stone Butch Preferred Pronoun?: Respectful and situational appropriate ones Relationship Status: Enjoying butchelorhood Join Date: Feb 2013 Location: Texas Posts: 3,301 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 7,390 Thanked 4,380 Times in 1,233 Posts Rep Power: 21474852	An adjustment, a haircut, a spiced chai latte, vitamins, fuel for my truck, and a few groceries. Oh, and I got coerced by a very cute girl scout (she had this cute spinner thing on her head and she was rocking on her heels...and she looked at me with some serious grey-ish blue eyes and a smile that would melt the coldest of hearts). Me: comes out of store minding my own business GS: mumbles Me: realizes she was mumbling to me so I stop and turn around I'm sorry, kiddo...were you speaking to me? GS: cuts eyes up at me Yeah... (comprehensibly repeats herself) would you like to buy some cookies? Me: I don't have any cash on me. GS: shyly says We take credit cards. Me: (thinking in my head "Damn it! She's adorable, how can I say no?) You're killin' me, kiddo. GS: Cookies will make it hurt less. That was the kill shot. Who can say no to that?!?!? I ended up buying a box and donating a box. It should be illegal for kids that cute to sell anything. __________________ Don't try to explain yourself to stupid people. You're not the jackass whisperer.