Sooooooo..
I'm at the bus stop and this middle aged chinese lady with a slight accent looks at me and says, "David! Come here, sit here.." I say that I am not David, my name is Tony, hello.. She says that I look just like her boyfriend, David.. I say, "no, not David." She keeps looking at me.. I jokingly offer to show her my ID.. She says, "No, I want to see something else.." I say, "Oh? What do you want to see?"
She then whispers something that I don't catch.. I say, "What?".. She whispers again.. I move closer.. She says, "I want to see you dick!".. I pull back and laughingly say, "No, only certain people get to see that.." She nods and then says, "You're very handsome.." I say, "Well thank you.." As I look a little despretly for the bus.. She then puts her hand on my thigh and starts torward my crotch.. I move her hand away and say, "No, thank you though.."
She pulls out some paper and a pen from her purse and starts writting something down.. I was hoping it WASN'T her number.. The buses pull up at this point and I get up.. I happen to be following her and she starts to grin and gestures for me to follow her onto the bus.. I shake my head and point to the bus behind her's and walk.. Fast.. To get on my bus..
lol.. God, how I love San Diego transit..
I also watched a homeless guy casually take his shoes, and then his pants off and settle back against the building he was leaning against.. In his boxers.. He saw me looking at him and gave me a lil head nod.. Which I returned with a thumbs up sign.. I then waited for my bus.. I don't think anyone else noticed..
Thank you, San Diego!
-Tony, who wishes he had a camera phone for some of this shit..
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The beatings shall continue..  until moral improves..
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