Hmm...
W/o digging into much Detail...
While "Dating"{her relatives called it Courting} an Old Order Mennonite girl, I was invited to stay awhile..
Her mother had Amish upbringing, so, I was stuck in a Tent in the backyard *she could sleep with me, but not vice versa, i'll never understand*.
I was "proudly" introduced to their Outhouse {Their plumbing is a bit complicated to explain}
I much preferred a nearby Bush*after making Damn sure no Poison oak/Ivy was around*, nothing against outhouses, just, I'm susceptible to Infection and it didn't look Inviting based on the flies that seemed to swarm, despite the lovely deco.
Unfortunately{for me}, I had to really "go" one saturday, and there was at least...a dozen kids/teens in the backyard...
I had no choice, once done, I managed to grab my grrls attention while helping her brother and almost begged her to take me to one of her more "Liberal" relatives home for a thorough Scrub.
Apparently, the kids use their refuse as fertilizer/compost also.....