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Blaze · 06-02-2010, 05:59 PM

~shakes head~ everyone is talking about when they were younger. This happened about 1 1/2 years ago. Doll and I met up with some friends to go camping, I was excited and bought brand new tent. So we drive up to Tom Big bee Indian reservation and find our camping spot. Didn't take me long to set it up, all proud I was. I had a main door with hood and a little shoe holding area, and two small and I mean small doors on each side of the tent. We built a fire, ate dinner and was having some, okay lots of beers. I filled up the mattress with the compressor and got the mattress all ready to crash while everyone was still around the fire. Doll tells me, you better go pee now cause there's snakes out there. I said yeah yeah but I was getting mad cause the other campers were getting so loud I couldn't sleep. It was about 2 in the morning and I woke up having to pee like a bat out of hell. I jump up off the mattress and start moving the bags away from the door so I could get out. Doll wakes up and starts asking me why am I moving the bags. I start grumbling and saying why do the bags gotta be in front of the door?!! She watches me and just sighs. Well low and behold I was fighting to get out of the friggin tent, mad as hell cause I gotta pee and I was having a damdist time trying to get out the door. Then I start yelling at Doll, where are my flip flops???!!! She says on the mat silly. I said, damn it the neighbors must have stole my shoes and they stole yours too! Doll says Babe, there out side of the tent on the BIG DOOR. I start looking around and starting getting more pissed because I gotta pee and I fit my fat ass out the Littlest door on the side. I cussed, walked or that is ran to the restroom because I didn't wanna get bit by snakes and the toilet door was locked. Any way, I pee'ed by the tree near the tent, and Doll laughed for hours that I fit my fat ass through the littlest tent door, I think it was for Dogs or something. But I now hate that damn Tent!

06-02-2010, 05:59 PM	#70
Blaze Senior Member How Do You Identify?: With my drivers Lic. Preferred Pronoun?: Gentleman.. Depends on the Situation. Relationship Status: Last Rodeo, what a ride, many sunrises & sunsets to be had... Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: where a realtor had me sign the dotted line Posts: 1,901 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 6,466 Thanked 5,457 Times in 1,450 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	~shakes head~ everyone is talking about when they were younger. This happened about 1 1/2 years ago. Doll and I met up with some friends to go camping, I was excited and bought brand new tent. So we drive up to Tom Big bee Indian reservation and find our camping spot. Didn't take me long to set it up, all proud I was. I had a main door with hood and a little shoe holding area, and two small and I mean small doors on each side of the tent. We built a fire, ate dinner and was having some, okay lots of beers. I filled up the mattress with the compressor and got the mattress all ready to crash while everyone was still around the fire. Doll tells me, you better go pee now cause there's snakes out there. I said yeah yeah but I was getting mad cause the other campers were getting so loud I couldn't sleep. It was about 2 in the morning and I woke up having to pee like a bat out of hell. I jump up off the mattress and start moving the bags away from the door so I could get out. Doll wakes up and starts asking me why am I moving the bags. I start grumbling and saying why do the bags gotta be in front of the door?!! She watches me and just sighs. Well low and behold I was fighting to get out of the friggin tent, mad as hell cause I gotta pee and I was having a damdist time trying to get out the door. Then I start yelling at Doll, where are my flip flops???!!! She says on the mat silly. I said, damn it the neighbors must have stole my shoes and they stole yours too! Doll says Babe, there out side of the tent on the BIG DOOR. I start looking around and starting getting more pissed because I gotta pee and I fit my fat ass out the Littlest door on the side. I cussed, walked or that is ran to the restroom because I didn't wanna get bit by snakes and the toilet door was locked. Any way, I pee'ed by the tree near the tent, and Doll laughed for hours that I fit my fat ass through the littlest tent door, I think it was for Dogs or something. But I now hate that damn Tent!