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Originally Posted by C0LLETTE
Waiter's coming:
Please don't order anything for me that has red meat, pink meat, fish, poultry, wheat product, corn product, any kind of oil ( I don't care if it's olive or avocado ),vegetables that grows above or below ground or any fruit that has seeds and pits bigger that.0001 mm, anything that may have come out of a cow, including milk, cream, butter, yoghurt, also no cheese of any kind.
I'll just give you the list when the waiter comes.I'm really sorry I had no time to tell you before you picked the restaurant.
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"You know, I hunt and kill all my own meat. If you come home with me tonight (and do right by me), I may be willing to let you try some of my homemade squirrel jerky. It's an aphrodisiac, ya know. I'll even let you have the lil' squirrel's chitlins!"
or
"Wow. I never been with a live lady before."
or
"You know, prison sex ain't so bad as long as you're quick about it, and don't try nothin' too fancy."