"I really hate going on blind dates, don't you?" (this is a blind date)
"What's your sign?".................long pause "Oh.....that's usually not a sun sign i'm into"
Blank stares
"Do you mind if i blog this?"
"I usually date blondes" (You're a dark brunette)
"Do you like me?" (Literally, 10 minutes into a date)
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