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Old 11-23-2018, 09:56 PM   #803
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Default Turkey Fowl fouls -
Why was the Thanksgiving soup so expensive?
It had 24 carrots.

What happened when the turkey got into a fight?
He got the stuffing knocked out of him!

What do you get when you cross a turkey with a banjo?
A turkey that can pluck itself!

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