"The only things that will get a married man laid that won't get a single
man laid are adultery and whores. Intelligence and humor (and your smell) are what
get you laid. That's what got you laid when you were single. That's what gets you laid
when you're married. Everything still works in marriage: especially intelligence and humor.
Because the sexiest thing is to know you."
- Christina Hendricks
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Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin to slit throats. - H. L. Mencken
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