[Arwen]

Goofytime, n (goo fee tie em) Greek [Whaddayameanitsnoonicus]

This is a standard of time known to a portion of our community. It is indicative of one of the butch persuasion who sleeps in and considers morning that moment when his eyes open.

This does not matter if it is 1pm and people are waiting for a promised Goofy Breakfast.

Goofytime seems to only occur on weekends and non-work days. But it is not recommended to try to reset Goofytime by waking the individual of the butch persuasion up. This only causes something similar to a zombie sleepwalking and can be met with mild to moderate grunting and grumbling.

If you find yourself in Goofytime, the best thing is to fix yourself a bite to eat, turn on the TV and wait. Eventually the clock will reset itself to regular time.