Chapeau of Geaux (Tigers)
Toga of Titillation
Sash of Sassiness
Loincloth of Lust
Medallion of St. Maria Muldaur
Flip-Flops of Doom
B*Men by Thierry Mugler
Aqva Pour Homme by Bvlgari
L’Eau Bleue D’Issey pour Homme by Issey Miyake
Because if one is good, 3 are 3x as good! Right? Amirite? Guys?