[Arwen]

Butchasaurus Rex, n (bootch ah sore ahs recks) From the Femmenese "SOMEONENEEDSACLUEBYFOURITICUS"

This is an individual always of the butch persuasion who is terminally single. He can be found in every singles thread and some couples thread. This individual of the butch persuasion will hand out hugs and kisses and flowers to every single individual of the femme persuasion who so much as smiles at him.

Testosterone flares and posturing are evident when around other individuals of the butch persuasion. This is exhibited in defending individuals of the femme persuasion from "uncouth" or "boorish" remarks.

Please note that the individual of the femme persuasion isn't the one making this call. This is always at the Butchasaurus Rex's opinion.

This individual of the butch persuasion often uses chivalry and gallantry as shields to hide behind. When told point blank that his attentions are unwanted, he will say things like "Aw shucks, I'm nice to all the femmes. It's just who I am" or "Well if you only want a bad boy I guess I'll have to back down."

He will then badmouth the individual of the femme persuasion and make it seem as if she were pursuing him and he had to tell her to back off. As with the Femmezilla, do not be anywhere near him when his current fixation becomes "off the market". Much roaring and screaming and waving of tiny arms will occur.

The Butchasaurus Rex is a strange creature. He may only come on strong in PM's or IM's and seem casual and distant in threads. He will take advantage of situations to get the individual of the femme persuasioh by herself however and should not be trusted. Desperation is a sure-fire sign that you may be under the gaze of a Butchasaurus Rex.

In conclusion, do try to stay off the radar of the Butchasaurus Rex. They can be as vindictive as their Femmezilla counterparts and will tell tales out of school to other individuals of the butch persuasion.

Unlike the Femmezilla, these monsters of the butch persuasion are not prone to traveling in packs.