[Arwen]

Maggie (Steh la) n. From the Williamson "To Stand On A Hot Metal Exterior Cover"

This is an individual of the femme persuasion. Easily identified by her outer wear (skinfitting black pedal pushers and white blouses so tight the top three buttons can NOT be buttoned), this individual of the femme persuasion has been known to have the morals of a cat in heat. She is a very restless kind of woman. The kind who has been associated with a feline on a more than warm metal building top in fact.

The Maggies of the world wrap those individuals of a butch persuasion around their little finger faster than you can say, "Big Daddy please." And when she decides she is done with an individual of the butch persuasion, her ending of that relationship can cause even the most stable individuals of the butch persuasion to drink a bit and reminisce about the good ol' days.

Non-Maggie individuals of the femme persuasion often refer to Maggies in the most scathing of tones implying many things including fast and loose women who go down easy and come up swinging. Interestingly enough, the individuals of the butch persuasion do not see much wrong with the Maggies unless they've been cut loose by one.

Sadly, many Maggies do end up with brutish clods for partners. It is one of the downfalls of being a Maggie. Lying is also a Maggie trait but it's only to protect those she loves--herself.

The staff used that the wrong play in the original definition. It has been rectified in this edition.