[Arwen]

Whatchit (wah chit) n. From Butchesque "man scan"

A whatchit is not, as some dear individuals of the femme persuasion seem to believe, a non-item. Whatchits are very real. Whatchits have legs and can get up and move around.

When an individual of the butch persuasion stands in the doorway of any given room and looks from the left side to the right side (or the right side to the left side) in 15 seconds or less and says, "Babe? I can't find the whatchit" the individual of the femme persuasion is urged not to roll her eyes. Instead, the individual of the femme persuasion should gently ask, "Where else have you not looked, dear?"

Asking the individual of the butch persuasion to describe said whatchit is a waste of time for the individual of the femme persuasion or the best butch buddy. That answer always sounds something similar to "You know... about this big and you use it to open/close/find/remove/fix things."

is also not a recommended facial expression.

Note: Stereotypes have been employed to mock. If you are not able to laugh at yourself, please go bye-bye,thanks and have a nice day.