[Arwen]

FlouncenBounce v. (French - Hisse'exite')

Verb usage: To fling one's self from a room or a thread. Generally seen in those who suffer from Dramaticusexitus. Often noted when passions are running high and a person of the Femme or Butch persuasion feels that they are being either ignored or (worse) not agreed with.

Example: Arwen flouncenbounced her ass right out of the thread "Poodles--better off dead". Seems she wanted everyone to see how wrong they were and how right she was.

Normally this event occurs with a great deal of drama concealed as restraint.

Example: Well, I would tell you what I really think but that might get me fruited so I am just going to unsubscribe from this thread.

Common responses to this are:

"Don't let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya."
"Watch out for that doorknob."

Often creates a dichotomy of resentment vs sympathy.

A most common side effect is the Revolving Door Flouncenbounce. This is where the person of the Femme or Butch persuasion announces they are leaving and then comes back.

Failed flouncenbouncing is rampant on some threads and should be seen as a possible medical disorder such as CantLeaveItAlonus.