[Arwen]

Originally Posted by tuffboi29

So donating money to the dictionary cause may or may not keep me from being described in it?What if I bribed the arthor with chocolate and a bottle of finely aged red wine?



*slips the arthor

Originally Posted by tuffboi29

with a bar o' *

*whispers* We can keep this between us...I won't tell if you won't.

Dear Briber,

While the staff here as the MirriFemme-Webutchster New BFP Dictionary does appreciate the gifts, we must maintain our stance that all are subject to being lampooned.

Hopefully, when one does find oneself in a definition, one will be in the plus category rather than the minus.

As they say, Defined is as Defined does...

Cordially Yours,

The Staff of the MirriFemme-Webutchster New BFP Dictionary