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Join Date: May 2010
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Originally Posted by A. Spectre
*What's Irish and stays out all night?
Paddy O' Furniture
*What do you call a bad Irish dance?
A jig mistake
*What do you say to the smartest person you know on St. Patrick's Day?
You're very clover!
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HaHa! Those are terribly cute jokes. 
Here's a few I came across the other day:
A) To whoever stole my Microsoft Office: I will find you! You have my word.
Q: How do you make milk shake? A: Give it a good scare.
Q: What kind of car does Luke Skywalker drive? A: a Toy-yoda.
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“The way someone treats you is not a reflection of your worth: It’s a reflection of their emotional capacity,”
— Jillian Turecki.
”Without justice, democracy dies,”
— Jess Michaels (Epstein survivor).
”The planet can provide for human need,
but not human greed,” — Dr Jane Goodall.
”The needs of the many, outweigh the needs of the few.”
— Spock in Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan (1982).
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