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Old 03-08-2020, 10:22 AM   #875
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Knock, Knock!

Who's there?

Sham.

Sham Who?

Shampoo.

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Why did the little kid throw the clock out the window?

They wanted to see if Time could fly.

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What did the ball say to the mitt as it was running away?

Catch ya later!
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