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Arwen · 06-09-2010, 11:08 PM

Unnecessarybumpitis, Medical term (from the Greek GottaPokeTheBearious)

This condition occurs mainly in those who feel ignored or slighted in some way. These sufferers are unique in that they like attention. One of the ways they seek this attention is to do what is known as bumping a thread.

Bumping A Thread is when one (either an individual of the butch persuasion or an individual of the femme persuasion) posts in a thread simply to bring it to the top of the front page and/or the attention of previous posters.

It is thought that those who like to bump threads also like to poke people who are meditating or napping. Some field researchers say those who suffer from Unnecessarybumpitis also have been seen to sneak up behind sleeping felines and yell "BOO."

No known cure at this time but some efficacy has been noted by gently playing along with these unfortunate enough to suffer from chronic Unnecessarybumpitis.

No examples are necessary at this time.

06-09-2010, 11:08 PM	#114
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