Q: How can you tell the difference between a dog and a tree?
A: By their bark.
Q: How do you put a baby alien to sleep?
A: You rocket.
Q: How do you know the moon is going broke?
A: When it's down to its last quarter.
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“The way someone treats you is not a reflection of your worth: It’s a reflection of their emotional capacity,”
— Jillian Turecki.