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Old 06-06-2020, 01:49 PM   #917
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Q. What did the big flower say to the little flower? A. Hi, bud!

Q. Did you hear the one about the little mountain? A. It's hill-arious!

Q: Which fruit is a vampire's favorite? A: Neck-tarine!

Q: Why is a cemetery a great place to write a story?

A: Because there are so many plots there!

Q. What do you call two birds in love?

A. Tweet-hearts!
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