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Old 09-07-2020, 01:19 PM   #928
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Default Corny Jokes

How do you catch an elephant?

Dig a huge hole and fill it with ashes. Dump in a can of peas.
When he comes to take a pea, kick him in the ash hole.


How do you catch a rabbit?

Stand behind a tree and make a noise like a carrot.


Well they are suppose to be corny eh.
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