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Old 11-26-2009, 09:20 PM   #11
Dylan
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People who make a lot of noise when they eat...especially smacking noises and heavy, mouth breathing

People with horrid table manners

People who lick spoons and put them back in the community bowl

Double Dippers (unless we're friends, then it's ok)

People who taste things by sticking their fingers in the bowl

Sticky-fingered children

Children at buffets (a) they're too short for the sneeze guard, and b) their little hands have probably been up their noses shortly before touching the community spoon)

If I think about it too long...buffets


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