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Join Date: Nov 2009
Location: 30 minute ferry ride from Seattle
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Why is it so hard to have a good conversation with a goat? Because they are always butting in.
What do you call a baby goat who is sleeping? A kid-napper.
What do you call a baby goat who is good at martial arts? The Karate Kid.
Patient: Doctor, doctor - I keep thinking that I'm a goat.
Doctor: How long have you felt like this?
Patient: Ever since I was a kid.
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