Corny Jokes
Waiter "why don't you try some of our delicious smothered chicken sir"
Patron "Don't bother telling me how you killed it, just bring it".
A simple guy walks into an office and asks for a job.
The manager says "in order to get this job, finish this sentence. Old McDonald had a ---->
Oh says the guy "thats easy, Old McDonald had a farm".
Manager says "ok now spell farm".
Easy says the simple guy "EIEIO
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