[Gemme]

Originally Posted by Stone-Butch

Oh Gemme I know how to flirt just fine but when there are no flirtees around what is the point? I will wait till Feb. and send out cards, "will you be my flirtee"? LOL. I can't decipher what you got in that pic but its good as long it isn't the virus in a can.

Well, now. That's not the right attitude! I flirt with everyone. I can't help it; it's like a tick that kicks in automatically. Makes life more interesting, especially when I come across someone that will give it right back and knows it's all in good clean fun. Maybe it's all my years in customer service since you can catch more flies with honey than vinegar and most people respond positively to a little bit of light teasing. I dunno. My mom used to tell me tales of when she would take me shopping with her and I'd crawl onto the conveyer belt and start singing to the cashier. Tales. As in, apparently it happened a LOT. *shrug*

I was helping an older couple in their 80s a while back and I said something and then winked at the gentleman (like 'wink, wink, nudge, nudge' kind of thing) and he said I shouldn't do that because he'll leave his wife and take me to Tahiti. She was standing right there! lol She then says that he's an old fart and wouldn't know what to do with such a young thing as me and I'd be better off going to Bora Bora with HER. It was a scream. When they see me now, they still fuss over me and who is going to get to take me on vacation. They are some of my favorite customers. I love the saucy types!

Today is going to be one giant smile for me because I have it OFF!!!! I don't have to put make up on. Shoot, I don't even have to get dressed. I fully expect to be in my pajamas all day! I do have to do some chores but I'm not on a time clock so it's a slow pace for me today, which is also smile inducing. I get to have the rest of my sushi (that picture you couldn't see, Stone) and I even weighed in a pound less than yesterday. All good things!