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Spring is here!
Q: How excited was the gardener about spring?
A: So excited she wet her plants.
Q: What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?
A: “Where in earth have you been?”
Q: What did the dirt say to the rain?
A: “If this keeps up, my name will be mud.”
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