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nina03 · 09-04-2022, 09:43 PM

I don't know how over easy it was, but my Sunday sure was funny.
It's my birthday on Tuesday and we're celebrating this weekend. We've been trying to make my birthday cake since yesterday morning and it keeps not happening. Everytime we turn on the oven to preheat something happens. Today was going to be the day. The plan was to be lazy, bake a cake, maybe watch a movie. Instead, today, the goats got out. I was on the couch, the oven was preheated, and I was getting up to go make the batter, when I noticed a goat out of the corner of my eye. Out of the pen. In the part of the yard with no fence. I jumped up to run outside (in my slippers) and Max started saying something about "bring treats," and "shoes!" I grabbed carrots and shoes, and ran outside. As soon as the goats saw me they came trotting right over for treats and followed me back to their extremely large fenced in area. Then Max guarded the hole they'd made in the fence while I went to the garage to see what we had on hand to fix the fence right now. We couldn't go to the hardware store because they would have just come right out that hole again as soon as we walked away. Well, a baby gate, some chicken wire, some old boards, zip ties, and a couple of wooden tomato trellises later, and the fence is reinforced. Is it pretty? No. Is it sturdy enough to hold the goats in for a while? Oh, God, I hope so. Also, Hank the goat is the prettiest little guy, and sweet as can be. Then he sneezed on me. After I take a shower, I'm going to bake a cake. Wish me luck. 🤣🤣🤣
Edited to add: it was really funny and I enjoyed fixing the fence. I'm still giggling about those silly goats and the trouble they get into.

09-04-2022, 09:43 PM	#2226
nina03 Member How Do You Identify?: queer femme Preferred Pronoun?: she/her, or they/them Relationship Status: Very married and in love Join Date: Jul 2012 Location: Renton, WA Posts: 333 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 242 Thanked 1,001 Times in 262 Posts Rep Power: 8811370	I don't know how over easy it was, but my Sunday sure was funny. It's my birthday on Tuesday and we're celebrating this weekend. We've been trying to make my birthday cake since yesterday morning and it keeps not happening. Everytime we turn on the oven to preheat something happens. Today was going to be the day. The plan was to be lazy, bake a cake, maybe watch a movie. Instead, today, the goats got out. I was on the couch, the oven was preheated, and I was getting up to go make the batter, when I noticed a goat out of the corner of my eye. Out of the pen. In the part of the yard with no fence. I jumped up to run outside (in my slippers) and Max started saying something about "bring treats," and "shoes!" I grabbed carrots and shoes, and ran outside. As soon as the goats saw me they came trotting right over for treats and followed me back to their extremely large fenced in area. Then Max guarded the hole they'd made in the fence while I went to the garage to see what we had on hand to fix the fence right now. We couldn't go to the hardware store because they would have just come right out that hole again as soon as we walked away. Well, a baby gate, some chicken wire, some old boards, zip ties, and a couple of wooden tomato trellises later, and the fence is reinforced. Is it pretty? No. Is it sturdy enough to hold the goats in for a while? Oh, God, I hope so. Also, Hank the goat is the prettiest little guy, and sweet as can be. Then he sneezed on me. After I take a shower, I'm going to bake a cake. Wish me luck. 🤣🤣🤣 Edited to add: it was really funny and I enjoyed fixing the fence. I'm still giggling about those silly goats and the trouble they get into.