I looked down and there, on my left breast was the largest spider in the history of spiders. Of course I completely lost my mind, screaming, swatting, twirling like a mad woman.
Said spider was then found on the ground without two legs. Yes, I feel badly (sort of). I was forced to put it out of it's misery.
Now how about mine?
Good Lord, where did it come from?
Was I its target or simply a mistake?
It was the same gray shade as the t-shirt I'm wearing, did it blend in to disguise itself?
Did it fall from the sky?
Does it have minion?
Ugh.
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