[Isadora]

So I am hosting with Mr. San Francisco Leather, Lance, one of the last fundraisers I am responsible for this year. Lance's promo for it has listed an appearance by Michael Brandon. So, gay man friend comes up to me SO excited babbling about Mr. Brandon. I admit to said friend I have no idea who Mr. Brandon is and to my astonishment he is a huge (emphasis on huge) gay porn producer, director and star.

Mr. Brandon arrives amongst much oooing and ahhing. Lance introduces me, Mr. Brandon says hello and then buries his face in my cleavage and shakes his face. Gay men have a strange affection to breasts. It made me smile.