I wrote this at Christmas time for a woman called ROSE, she has been my muse for a couple of years now.
You MUST sing it to tune of RUDOLF THE RED NOSE REINDEER.
Rose has a couple of puppies
Hidden down her sweater top
And if you ever saw them
You would think their gonna pop
One of the little puppies
Has a cherry for a nose
And i would love to see it
Can i have a peek dear Rose
Then one frosty christmas night
Rose fell on her ass
And the puppies both fell out
And rolled round in the grass
Then as i watched her struggle
To put them back inside her bra
I smiled and i whispered to her
I love them just the way they are.
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