A man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender asks: ”Is it trained?” The parrot replies: ”I’m trained but I’m not sure about my owner.”
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“I like to call in sick to work at places where I’ve never held a job. Then when the manager tells me I don’t work there, I tell them I’d like to. But not today, as I’m sick,” (
Story joke submitted by Jarod Kintz).
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There's a fine line between numerator and denominator. There's only a fraction of people who will get this clean joke.
