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How Do You Identify?:
Queer Stone Femme Girl of the Unicorn Variety
Preferred Pronoun?:
She, as in 'She's a GEM'
Join Date: Nov 2009
Location: The roads are narrow here
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Dad Jokes, Just Because
I went to the beekeeper to get 12 bees. He gave me 13 bees. When I told him he gave me one extra bee, he said, "It's a free bee."
I was mugged by 6 dwarves last night. Not happy.
What is blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint.
What did Michael Jackson call his denim store? Billie Jeans.
How do billboards talk? Sign language.
What do you call ghost poop? Boo boo.
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