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Originally Posted by Enchantress
I looked down and there, on my left breast was the largest spider in the history of spiders. Of course I completely lost my mind, screaming, swatting, twirling like a mad woman.
Said spider was then found on the ground without two legs. Yes, I feel badly (sort of). I was forced to put it out of it's misery.
Now how about mine?
Good Lord, where did it come from?
Was I its target or simply a mistake?
It was the same gray shade as the t-shirt I'm wearing, did it blend in to disguise itself?
Did it fall from the sky?
Does it have minion?
Ugh.
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hmmm.. now, here, my question would be.. OMG, did the legs fall into my shirt??
Yeah, spiders give me the iggies too
and yes.. it has minions, and they are coming for it's legs.. so make sure they aren't still in your shirt..