I have been swearing ever since I got home from work today and found out that damn stupid fat groundhog ate every one of my beets Down to the Naked stems! Then he continued munching on my bush green beans like he needed a side salad to go with the main course!
Little rat, fat bastard ate the rest of my newly planted, black-eyed Susans again, like he was a dirty mustached Uncle on your dad side, rummaging through the refrigerator and eating all the leftovers!
Tomorrow the little bastard is going to encounter the special groundhog kryptonite spray and pellets that showed up on my doorstep today just in the nick of time. My husband said if that doesn’t work, he’ll buy me an electric cattle prodder. I was all for this until I realized he just wanted to watch me run after the damn groundhog and videotape it…
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Pole bachit, a lis chuye.
The field sees, the forest hears
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