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Old 08-01-2024, 04:22 PM   #6
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Default Some cute clean jokes ☺️

Did you hear about the book on glue?
— You can’t put it down.

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Eggs and Bacon walk into a restaurant.
— The hostess says, “We don’t serve breakfast here.”

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Why do bees have sticky hair?
— They use honeycombs.

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How do fish pay their bills?
— With Sand Dollars.
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