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My Dad used to tell "shaggy dog" jokes, long stories that had some ridiculous punchline:
Two big turtles and one little turtle decided to go to the malt shop for sarsaparillas. As they were having their drinks, there was a clap of thunder outside.
One big turtle looked at the other big turtle, and both said to the little one: "Go back home and get our umbrella".
The little turtle refused: "No, then you will drink my sarsaparilla!"
The two big turtles promised they would not drink it, so the little turtle set off.
Two days later, one large turtle said to the other, "Come on, let's drink his sarsaparilla".
A little voice from the back of the store rang out: "You do, and I won't go for that umbrella!"
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The odds of going to the store for a loaf of bread and coming out with only a loaf of bread are three billion to one. ~Erma Bombeck
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