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Old 10-30-2024, 09:33 AM   #1043
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Default Halloween jokes 🎃

Q: How do bats fly?
A: They wing it.

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Q: Why did the skeleton quit his job?
A: His heart wasn’t in it:

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Q: Why don’t vampires play baseball?
A: Their bats keep flying away.

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Q: Why did the ghost need first aid?
A: They had boo-boo’s.
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