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Old 03-25-2025, 03:17 PM   #1048
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What's 90 degrees but covered with ice?
The North and South Poles.

What happened when the blue ship and the red ship collided at sea?
Their crews were marooned.

What's the difference between the bird flu and the swine flu?
One requires tweetment and the other an oinkment.

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