[Mister Bent]

Originally Posted by Rufusboi

What's a purity ball?

Part of the new chastity movement. Check it out.

And for another perspective, try this.

Originally Posted by Waldo

"Motor lodges"

Ron Jeremy

Men who wear sans-a-belt slacks

Waldo, I'm sorry, but I really must take exception to some of your skeeves.

Motor lodges harken back to the great American era of road travel, whereupon vacationing families and honeymooners who set out to travel the blue highways of this vast nation of ours could be imbued with little local color as they stopped to rest their road weary souls for a night.

And Ron Jeremy! C'mon Waldo! Ron is an icon, one who asserts that a guy really doesn't have to be all that good looking to score babes and become a star! Ron gives us hope.

I have long been looking forward to the day when I would come of age and could wear Sansabelt trousers and free my gut from the binding confines of belted trousers. Sansabelt, the name says it all! "Comfort, style and performance are the result of years of innovation and evolution."

I mean, what's next on your list?! Jumpsuits?



What would you have me otherwise wear in my declining years?

You're killing my dreams!