[Gemme]

Originally Posted by afixer

I'm missing her quips.

Awww, thanks!

Originally Posted by BestButchBoy

If you can touch it, you can catch it.

This is true, no matter if you are talking about the stars (as in "reach for the stars") or something a bit more sinister ("You have CRABS??? WFT???").

Originally Posted by Enchantress

I looked down and there, on my left breast was the largest spider in the history of spiders. Of course I completely lost my mind, screaming, swatting, twirling like a mad woman.

Said spider was then found on the ground without two legs. Yes, I feel badly (sort of). I was forced to put it out of it's misery.

Now how about mine?

Good Lord, where did it come from?

Was I its target or simply a mistake?

It was the same gray shade as the t-shirt I'm wearing, did it blend in to disguise itself?

Did it fall from the sky?

Does it have minion?

Ugh.

Originally Posted by TenderKnight

hmmm.. now, here, my question would be.. OMG, did the legs fall into my shirt??

Yeah, spiders give me the iggies too

and yes.. it has minions, and they are coming for it's legs.. so make sure they aren't still in your shirt..

I once saw a HUGE spider in my computer room in FL. It was walking on the ground and, I thought, an easy target. I smacked it and....THOUSANDS (okay, maybe 90 or 100) babies came pouring out of Momma Spider.

Twenty minutes later, a ton of cussing and dancing around in my bare feet, several runs with the vacuum, 2/3 of a bottle of bug spray, an unknown number of smacks with the back of my flip flops and the broom and a solid case of the heebie jeebies, I got them all.

True story.

Originally Posted by TenderKnight

Cute video of a baby and dog playing tag.. Gotta tell ya, the dog has the kid totally out classed..

This is freakin' adorable. I want that dog. It's a great babysitter. Did you notice the kid didn't even CARE that he lost his binky? Just felt around for it and popped that fiber-covered sucker right back in there like nobody's business.

Originally Posted by BoDy*ShOt

has learned a valuable lesson - never, ever take your debit card into a strip club.

Or you could come here. Our closest strip club is one that you wouldn't be the slightest bit tempted to spend money at and you don't have to worry about getting drunk and spending money because they don't have alcohol.

Originally Posted by Softly

I can't decide if I should sleep or watch dirty videos.

Video first, then sleep.