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Originally Posted by ravingmadfem
Dear TenderLight,
i will be reporting your post. i was being very low light in my vulgarity towards you and you have now insisted on bringing it out into the natural light. Obviously you are a candle lover because you know no bulb would want to light your way.
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Listen, I know that there was that one time I *almost* put you into the water.. and the other time i dropped you and you almost shattered.. and that other time i.. well I know that we have a past, but don't think that you have the right to hoard your light over me. I find it hard to connect with some bulbs.. sometimes my socket is just too big for them.. But that doesn't mean that I'm not worthy of love, just like the next guy.
But, thanks for reminding me why I like candles so much, you 12 volter.
-Tony, PROUD candle lover.