Butch Femme Planet - View Single Post - Randomly Posting Stuff Cause You Feel Like It

Rook · 06-19-2010, 08:41 PM

Fireflies....in my yard...-grabs a jar- woohooo!!!!

============

A neighbor once asked "are u 2...LezzbeeUns?"...My girlfriend smiled and said yup..
His birthday came by, and we wanted to be extra-nice...
We asked him what he wanted, and went to the Mens accesories shop @ Macy's....
She got all dolled up, I wore my tie and crisp dress shirt, after he blew the candles, he walked over, and she gave him the box...
He opened it and we said "surprise!!"
A lovely Rolex...
His smile turned into doubtful hesitation and he said
Him: "Umm?"
Her: "What? You did say u wanted a watch"
Him: "Naw, I wanna watch !"
Me: "I know, but given the waste of time in having you watch, wouldn't u prefer A watch?..."

06-19-2010, 08:41 PM	#2671
Rook Senior Member How Do You Identify?: A.G - Stone Butch - GenderFuck Preferred Pronoun?: Hym, Hyz...or, just b respectable, it's not that hard.. Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Columbus Posts: 2,280 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 2,227 Thanked 3,182 Times in 1,287 Posts Rep Power: 21474854	Fireflies....in my yard...-grabs a jar- woohooo!!!! ============ A neighbor once asked "are u 2...LezzbeeUns?"...My girlfriend smiled and said yup.. His birthday came by, and we wanted to be extra-nice... We asked him what he wanted, and went to the Mens accesories shop @ Macy's.... She got all dolled up, I wore my tie and crisp dress shirt, after he blew the candles, he walked over, and she gave him the box... He opened it and we said "surprise!!" A lovely Rolex... His smile turned into doubtful hesitation and he said Him: "Umm?" Her: "What? You did say u wanted a watch" Him: "Naw, I wanna watch !" Me: "I know, but given the waste of time in having you watch, wouldn't u prefer A watch?..."