1. I believe it really was Clarence Thomas' pubic hair on the soda can.
2. There was a time, not too long ago, I was sucked into the Young & the Restless.
3. I used to play ice hockey.
4. e and I do a duet version of the Geico pothole commercial that is spot on.
5. I have a bizarre fear that while walking down stairs with no risers someone will reach through and grab my ankles.
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Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin to slit throats. - H. L. Mencken
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