Dear Diva,
I will only attend if you promise to post in pink, set out virtual plates and napkins, and offer cupcakes that none of us can really eat, but will pretend to, because we're just as big of on-line goobers as you are.
I want the cupcakes to be strawberry.
Because those, too, would be pink.
And I want you to do a lot of this nonsense:
*running around filling everyone's cups and flirting coyly*
These are my demands. I'll let you know if I have anymore.

,
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