[Write14u]

OK, I'll confess: I have a wee bit of road rage and I'm not a fan of being cut off. I mean, come on, at least throw on a blinker and toss out a friendly wave.

So yesterday, I'm driving back from the airport and through town. Idiot redneck Florida dude cuts me off. I give him the "You're No. 1 in my heart" sign. He gives me the "suck it sign." I yell out my window that you can't suck what you can't find.

Dude actually gets out of his car and starts yelling at me, asking if I was going to suck it or if I was teasing. Then he gets a look at me and says, "Well, your dick is probably bigger than mine anyway." So I yell, "Well, yeah, it is. A lot bigger." Then he goes off on some tangent about dykes saying I needed to get my p****y and tongue pierced and a bunch of other stuff. NOT exactly sure what the point of piercings were relative to me.

And that was my lovely experience. My two buddies in the car were flabbergasted. I was rolling. It was hysterical.